So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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