I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
