yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
