You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
God gave him joint rollers for hands
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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