Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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