Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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