im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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