is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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