Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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