dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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