Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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