fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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