uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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