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i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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