I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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