i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
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