physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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