Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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