oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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