if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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