Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
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