It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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