Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
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You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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