i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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