hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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