so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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