Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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