If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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