dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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