the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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