So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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