Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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