I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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