And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
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I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.