just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
