Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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