its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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