belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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