if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
im on a boat
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