party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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