You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
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Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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