i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
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found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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