I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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