Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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