how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
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I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister