I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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