I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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