I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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