is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
