one word: firstdatebathroomanal
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
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did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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