your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Randomize
