no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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