Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
last night I used snow as a chaser
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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