at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
we have officially lost it.
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
we're chasing vodka with high fives
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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