Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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